i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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