and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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