Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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