I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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