I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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