It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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