i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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