I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
