She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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