omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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