I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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