I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
