Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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