8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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