you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Houston, we have a squirter
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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