you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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