Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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