Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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