Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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