is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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