wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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