I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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