Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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