The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
and you fell through a lawn chair
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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