dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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