i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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