Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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