omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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