The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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