He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
