Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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