i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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