you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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