a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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