what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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