Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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