I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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