update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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