I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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