Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
