i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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