ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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