i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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