i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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