So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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