how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize