I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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