your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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