Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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