you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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