I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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