the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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