i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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