But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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