and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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